Today I downloaded a new ringtone.
So if you call me, and I don't answer, don't feel neglected--I'm only jamming out to "The Right Stuff."
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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A question you never knew you didn't want to know the answer to:
Why does the bottom of my black diaper bag smell like spinach and vinegar?
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Dear Dick Cheney,
Whoever chose your nickname had you pegged, didn't they?
Apologizing through your spokeswoman? LAME-O. Something else you don't have to worry about when you aren't running for re-election? Hiding behind your spin doctors. Jackass.
Only 230 more days.
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